madeleineishere:

on the way to work this morning

madeleineishere:

on the way to work this morning

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

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nerosgundam:

smhbye:

desubunni:

ninecorrupted:

image

I always ask:
"did someone do a cover or is this just pitched"
this question haunts me

jesus christ

It’s back.

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